Okay, here's a rule for you all. If you go to a restaurant, and you get decent service, you should tip your server at least 15%. If it's not spectacular, you may be justified in leaving a 10% tip. Okay. So if you order something that cost $58.95, you do not leave a $5 tip. Especially when you order chi-chi menu items and make special requests and substitutions. If you are too poor to afford your meal and a decent tip, then you decide to order a less expensive menu item, you do not take it out on your waitress. Especially when it is clear that the night is slow. Table 56 at the Sunroom Café, please be warned: I know what you look like, and I'm not above vigilante justice.