Frank just bought the new Eminem CD. I just bought a new Discman. You do the math.
Eminem is one of my guilty pleasures. He is right up there with drinking too much Diet Coke, my love of game shows (let's hear it for Match Game and Press Your Luck!), sneaking chocolate chips at the Sunroom, and dancing badly in my bedroom. Plus, Slim Shady rhymes with Katie, so I get to sing along, You don't wanna fuck with Katie, cuz Katie will fuckin' kill you.
In other news, I'm fed up with literary convention. I've guessed the twist on tv and movies so quickly lately that they are boring, I don't even want to see if I'm guessing correctly. This may also be a sign that I should spend less time watching tv.